princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

"Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death."

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

darvll