2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

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Doctor: are you sexually active?
Me: no
Doctor: ha lol virgin

telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

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pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

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hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

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*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

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